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This site includes nearly 4.5 million recordings created from user contributions to the Open Source Audio
collection.
https://archive.org/details/opensource_audio?&sort=-downloads&page=2

because of its size, it is well to know what you are looking for, but its fun to randomly search and see what
you come up with.

If you like 60’s music interlaced with pirate radio jingles – search for Paul Peters Pirate Years. Not strictly
podcasts, they are a wealth of nostalgia for our long-lost misspent youth.

https://archive.org/search.php?query=creator%3A%22The+Radio+TV+%26+Audio+Collection%22

I am going to leave it there. The rest I will leave up to you to search and enjoy. Have Fun

Dave

Alan has sent me a light hearted look at life in the current lockdown situation.

I hope they give us two weeks notice before sending us back out into the real world. I think we'll all need the time to
become ourselves again. And by "ourselves" I mean lose 10 pounds, cut our hair and get used to not drinking at 9:00
a.m.

New monthly budget: Gas $0 Entertainment $0 Clothes $0 Groceries $2,799.

Breaking News: Wearing a mask inside your home is now highly recommended. Not so much to stop COVID-19,
but to stop eating.

Low maintenance chicks are having their moment right now. We don't have nails to file and paint, roots to dye, eye-
lashes to re-mink, and are thrilled not to have to get dressed every day. I have been training for this moment my en-
tire life!

When this quarantine is over, let's not tell some people.

I stepped on my scale this morning. It said: "Please practice social distancing. Only one person at a time on scale."

Not to brag, but I haven't been late to anything in over 6 weeks.

It may take a village to raise a child but I swear its going to take a vineyard to home school one.

I wanted zombies and anarchy. Instead we got working from home and toilet paper shortages. Worst. Apocalypse.
Ever.

You know those car commercials where there's only one vehicle on the road - doesn't seem so unrealistic these
days ...

They can open things up next month, I'm staying in until July to see what happens to you all first.