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Day 37: The garbage man placed an AA flyer on my recycling bin.

The spread of Covid-19 is based on two things:

1. How dense the population is.

2. How dense the population is.
Appropriate analogy: "The curve is flattening so we can start lifting restrictions now" = "The parachute has slowed
our rate of descent, so we can take it off now".

People keep asking: "Is coronavirus REALLY all that serious?" Listen y'all, the churches and casinos are closed.
When heaven and hell agree on the same thing it's probably pretty serious.

Never in a million years could I have imagined I would go up to a bank teller wearing a mask and ask for money.

Home school Day 1: I'm trying to figure out how I can get this kid transferred out of my class.

Putting a drink in each room of my house today and calling it a pub crawl.

Okay, the schools are closed. So do we drop the kids off at the teacher's house or what?

For the second part of this quarantine do we have to stay with the same family or will they relocate us? Asking for
myself ...

Coronavirus has turned us all into dogs. We wander around the house looking for food. We get told "No" if we get
too close to strangers and we get really excited about going for walks and car rides.

The dumbest thing I've ever bought was a 2020 planner ...

I was in a long line at 7:45 am today at the grocery store that opened at 8:00 for seniors only. A young man came
from the parking lot and tried to cut in at the front of the line, but an old lady beat him back into the parking lot with
her cane.

He returned and tried to cut in again but an old man punched him in the gut, then kicked him to the ground and rolled
him away.
As he approached the line for the 3rd time he said, "If you don't let me unlock the door, you'll never get in there."

Enjoy your day. You don't have anything else to do!

Wireless cameras can be hacked to watch you, and

find out where you live

Hackers can use any of the estimated 100,000 cameras in our homes to access the rest of our wireless devices

More than 100,000 hackable wireless cameras are estimated to be active in homes across the UK.

Apparently dozens of camera brands made by China-based company HiChip are affected by various flaws, including
security vulnerabilities with the devices themselves and an accompanying app to access them.

The issue could be exploited by someone to pinpoint where the user lives, target other devices linked to their broad-
band, and even grant access to live footage and speak via the camera’s microphone.

It is also thought an attacker could carry out these activities even if the owner changes their password.